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// Tech news at terminal velocity
cat 2026-02-06.md
$ cat TLDR.md
▸ EU regulators declare TikTok's 'addictive design' illegal—RIP infinite scroll?
▸ OpenAI and Anthropic want you to stop chatting and start 'managing' (hello, GPT-5.3).
▸ Amazon books 10 SpaceX flights because they literally ran out of rockets.
The creator of the 'The Last of Us' adaptation is helming a Baldur's Gate TV show. Finally, a prestige drama where the characters might accidentally turn into cheese wheels.
Because the only thing scarier than autonomous AI is autonomous AI with purchasing power. Sapiom is building the 'financial layer' for agents to buy their own APIs.
Hamster Corp is doing what Nintendon't: bringing a robust Virtual Console to the Switch 2. Retro gaming might actually be legal again.
Quick Share is expanding to all Android devices, not just Pixels. Now you can unsolicitedly send memes to your Samsung friends with native ease.
The vibe shift is here. New leaks suggest the next wave of models (GPT-5.3-Codex) isn't built for chatting—it's built for 'mid-turn steering' and supervision. You're not a prompter anymore; you're middle management.
The EU's Digital Services Act has officially flagged the 'infinite scroll' as a breach. If confirmed, TikTok faces massive fines or a forced redesign that might actually let you sleep at night.
Amazon and Google are spending roughly the GDP of Greece on AI hardware this year. It's an arms race where the prize is 'not becoming irrelevant' and the cost is 'all the money'.
A new sandbox environment designed to test if autonomous web-browsing agents can be manipulated by hidden instructions. Spoiler: They absolutely can.
Caltech researchers invented a way to index DNA data storage, making it feasible to find specific files without sequencing the whole strand. Bio-computing just got a file system.
Cloudflare's Q4 report shows hyper-volumetric attacks grew 700%. If you're running bare metal without protection, you're basically asking for a bad time.
The director tried to make an AI-generated docudrama. It took 'weeks' to generate minutes of unusable footage. Turns out, cameras are still pretty good at capturing reality.
A viral post highlights how the premium aesthetic of Apple News is being overrun by bottom-tier chumbox ads. Think different, indeed.