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// Tech news at terminal velocity
cat 2026-03-06.md
$ cat TLDR.md
▸ Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses caught in a 'bathroom footage' privacy nightmare.
▸ Anthropic takes the DOD to court over a 'supply chain risk' label.
▸ First benchmarks for the MacBook Neo surface, plus a BlackBerry revival.
The first numbers for Apple's mysterious 'Neo' line have hit Geekbench, and the internet is already arguing about what it actually is. Whether it's a foldable or just a glorified netbook, the hype train has officially left the station.
In a twist of irony usually reserved for cyberpunk novels, hackers allegedly broke into the FBI's own surveillance networks. The watchers are officially being watched, and the Bureau is scrambling to plug the leak.
Unihertz is back at MWC with another QWERTY slab for the three people who refuse to use a touchscreen. It's orange, it's bulky, and it's the perfect 'phone away from phone' for the digital detox crowd.
Amazon Connect Health is here to handle patient scheduling and verification with AI agents. Finally, a robot that can listen to your hold music for you.
Reports have surfaced that workers reviewing footage from Ray-Ban Meta glasses viewed clips of users in bathrooms and other private spaces. It's a stark reminder that 'smart' glasses are basically just face-mounted CCTV cameras that upload to the cloud.
CEO Dario Amodei is challenging the DOD's decision to label Anthropic a 'supply-chain risk.' It's a bold move to sue the military-industrial complex, but Amodei claims the label is hurting business with customers who aren't even in the defense sector.
Cluely CEO Roy Lee admitted that the $7 million annual recurring revenue figure he touted last year was completely fabricated. It's a classic 'fake it till you make it' story, except he didn't make it—he just got caught.
Mozilla is teaming up with Anthropic's Red Team to stress-test Firefox against AI-generated exploits. It's a proactive move to secure the browser before the bots get smarter than the developers.
Cloudflare has rolled out a client update that actively probes and adjusts packet sizes to avoid 'silent drops.' If you've ever battled MTU issues over a VPN, you know this is actually a huge quality-of-life upgrade.
An open-source fork of Aseprite that keeps the dream of free pixel art tools alive. Perfect for indie devs who want to make sprites without navigating a subscription model.
Someone built a fully functional PC inside a giant, 3D-printed replica of a Lego computer brick. It's the kind of impractical engineering we absolutely love.
Amazon.com went down for three hours, breaking login and checkout flows globally. For a brief moment, wallets everywhere breathed a sigh of relief.