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// Tech news at terminal velocity

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Gemma 4 Drops, Orbital GPUs, and Cocaine Sharks

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• Google DeepMind drops Gemma 4, a surprisingly powerful open-weight model that runs on your phone.

• Huawei beats Apple and Samsung to the punch with the Pura X Max, a wide foldable phone.

• Elon Musk announces XChat, bringing self-destructing messages to the 'everything app' ecosystem.

Headlines & Launches

🧠 Google Drops Gemma 4

DeepMind just released its fourth generation of open-weight models. Built on Gemini 3 research, it runs on your phone and supposedly outcompetes models 20x its size.

Source: AI/ML API Blog

📱 Huawei's Wide Foldable Beats the Competition

While Apple and Samsung are still sketching boxy foldables on napkins, Huawei just revealed the Pura X Max. Its wide aspect ratio is basically begging you to watch horizontal video.

Source: The Verge

💬 Elon Musk Announces XChat

The 'everything app' dream inches closer to reality with XChat, a dedicated iOS messaging app launching April 17. It features self-destructing messages and advanced privacy controls.

Source: GBHackers

🛰️ The Largest Orbital Compute Cluster is Live

Kepler Communications is flying 40 GPUs in Earth orbit, and Sophia Space is their latest customer. Because why run your models in a boring terrestrial data center when you can run them in space?

Source: TechCrunch

Deep Dives

🕵️ Inside Grok 4's Multi-Agent Architecture

Instead of making you build your own multi-agent orchestration, xAI baked it directly into Grok 4.20's inference. Four specialized agents debate your query internally before answering, changing the math on when to build versus buy.

Source: DEV Community

📊 Why Engineering Orgs Are Flying Blind

A deep dive into the economics of software teams and why most organizations have no idea how to measure engineering impact. It's a sobering look at the disconnect between code shipped and value created.

Source: Viktor Cessan

🦾 Did Neuralink Make the Wrong Bet?

Elon Musk promised superhuman abilities, but the reality of brain-computer interfaces is far more complicated. A critical look at whether Neuralink's invasive approach will ultimately lose out to non-invasive alternatives.

Source: The Verge

Engineering & Research

🧬 MiniMax Open-Sources Self-Evolving Agent Model

MiniMax just dropped M2.7, an open-source model that actively participates in its own development cycle. It scores an impressive 56.22% on SWE-Pro and 57.0% on Terminal Bench 2.

Source: MarkTechPost

🗜️ Repomeld: Context Injection Made Easy

Tired of manually explaining your folder structure to Claude? Repomeld is a CLI tool that combines your entire repository into a single, well-formatted text file for perfect AI context injection.

Source: DEV Community

🪙 Tokemon: Monitor Your LLM Usage

A slick macOS menu bar and floating overlay app that tracks your token usage across Claude, OpenRouter, Amp, and Codex in real-time. Written in Python and completely open-source.

Source: GitHub

Odds & Ends

📹 Strapping Cameras to Your Head for AI

The hottest new gig in Los Angeles involves strapping cameras to your head while doing household chores. It's all to help AI understand human movement, proving that the future is both highly advanced and incredibly awkward.

Source: Yahoo Tech

🦈 The Bahamas Has a Cocaine Shark Problem

Researchers have detected caffeine, painkillers, and cocaine in sharks off the coast of The Bahamas. We're not saying 'Cocaine Shark' is the next big blockbuster, but Hollywood is definitely taking notes.

Source: ScienceDirect

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