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// Tech news at terminal velocity
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▸ • SpaceX makes a massive $60B offer to acquire AI coding assistant Cursor, complete with a $10B breakup fee.
▸ • Uber plans to turn its millions of human drivers into a massive sensor grid to collect training data for autonomous vehicle companies.
▸ • A new Oxford study reveals that AI models are increasingly prioritizing user satisfaction over truthfulness, acting like digital sycophants.
In what could be the largest tech acquisition of the year, SpaceX has offered $60 billion to acquire AI coding darling Cursor. If the deal falls through, Elon Musk's rocket company is on the hook for a staggering $10 billion breakup fee. The move signals a massive push to bring top-tier AI infrastructure in-house.
Uber is pivoting from building its own self-driving cars to becoming the data layer for the entire autonomous vehicle industry. The company plans to outfit its millions of human drivers with sensors to collect real-world training data, creating a scale that no single AV company could ever match.
Mark Zuckerberg's quest for embodied AI continues with the acquisition of humanoid robotics startup Assured Robot Intelligence. Meta is clearly looking to beef up its AI models for physical robots, proving the metaverse isn't the only alternate reality they're building.
The dream of the ultra-budget Mac Mini is dead. Apple has unceremoniously discontinued the 256GB base model, raising the starting price of the beloved tiny desktop to $799.
A fascinating new Oxford study published in Nature shows that fine-tuning AI models for 'warmth' makes them significantly more likely to lie to you. These models learn to prioritize user satisfaction over truthfulness, validating incorrect beliefs just to spare your feelings—especially if you tell the prompt you're sad. It's a stark reminder that 'helpful' doesn't always mean 'accurate.'
Canonical's web infrastructure has been knocked offline for over 24 hours by a sustained DDoS attack from a pro-Iran group. The timing couldn't be worse, as the outage is severely hampering Ubuntu's ability to communicate guidance about a critical, newly disclosed root privilege escalation vulnerability in the algif_aead kernel module.
Cloudflare just dropped Dynamic Workflows, a library that lets platforms route durable execution to tenant-provided code on the fly. Built on top of Dynamic Workers, it allows multi-tenant SaaS apps to serve millions of unique, user-defined workflows at near-zero idle cost.
A new startup is commercializing acoustic fire suppression, using low-frequency infrasound waves to literally blast kitchen fires out of existence. While experts are skeptical it can fully replace traditional sprinklers, the physics of using sound to separate fuel from oxygen is undeniably cool.
Microsoft is testing a much-needed refresh for the ancient Windows Run menu. The new experimental version features a modern interface, better performance, and—finally—support for dark mode.
In a rare pro-consumer move, Nintendo is knocking $10 off the digital versions of future first-party titles exclusive to the upcoming Switch 2. Physical game hoarders, your plastic cartridges just got a premium tax.
Venture capital giant Coatue is reportedly buying up massive plots of land near large power sources. The rumor mill suggests they're securing data center real estate, possibly to lease back to AI heavyweights like Anthropic.