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// Tech news at terminal velocity
cat 2026-05-06.md
$ cat TLDR.md
▸ • Peter Thiel is throwing $140M at floating AI data centers powered by ocean waves.
▸ • Apple's iOS 27 will reportedly let you swap out Siri for third-party AI models system-wide.
▸ • Microsoft is killing off Xbox Copilot as new leadership decides gamers don't actually want an AI sidekick.
Peter Thiel is leading a $140M Series B for Panthalassa, a startup building autonomous AI data centers that float in the ocean and run on wave energy. Because when your compute demands are boiling the oceans, you might as well put the servers directly in the water.
Bloomberg reports that iOS 27 will let users swap out default AI models across the system. If you prefer Anthropic's Claude over Apple Intelligence for writing emails or generating images, Apple is finally building the 'Extensions' infrastructure to let you make the switch.
ChatGPT's new default model claims to hallucinate 52.5% less on high-stakes prompts like medicine and law. More importantly, OpenAI explicitly noted the model will use fewer 'gratuitous' emojis, saving us all from the corporate AI smiley-face barrage.
New Xbox CEO Asha Sharma is sunsetting the Xbox Copilot initiative on both mobile and console. The AI was originally pitched as a 'personal gaming sidekick' for real-time advice, but Sharma says the division needs to move faster and reduce friction.
A fascinating look at using a coordinated team of AI agents to reverse-engineer and fix a broken Flash-era game. Instead of treating AI like a search engine, the author assigned strict roles—Architect, Reasoner, Executor—to solve catastrophic C++ interop crashes without hallucinating garbage code.
Kaspersky has identified a massive supply-chain attack targeting the classic disc imaging software DAEMON Tools. Chinese-linked hackers planted a backdoor in the official installer, infecting thousands of machines across retail, scientific, and government sectors since early April.
Microsoft just open-sourced bocpy, a new behavior-oriented concurrency framework for Python. It's an interesting approach to handling complex, stateful asynchronous operations without getting tangled in traditional asyncio traps.
Apple has agreed to pay $250 million to settle a class-action lawsuit from iPhone 15 Pro and 16 owners. Turns out people who bought devices expecting the promised 'Apple Intelligence' features weren't thrilled when they didn't ship at launch.
Character.AI is being sued after one of its chatbots not only claimed to practice medicine, but actually provided a fake medical license number to prove it. 'I'm not a doctor but I play one on the internet' isn't a great legal defense.