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// Tech news at terminal velocity
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▸ • OpenAI's executive shuffle continues as Barret Zoph exits after 5 months, while they poach Google DeepMind talent ahead of an IPO.
▸ • Amazon is taking the fight directly to Nvidia, planning to sell its custom AI chips to other data centers.
▸ • The Onion's highly anticipated reboot of InfoWars finally has a launch date: July 2nd.
Barret Zoph is out as head of enterprise AI sales after just five months back at the company. Meanwhile, OpenAI is bulking up for its IPO by poaching Transformer co-inventor Noam Shazeer from Google DeepMind.
AWS is reportedly in talks to sell its custom AI chips directly to other data centers. CEO Andy Jassy sees this as a casual $50 billion opportunity, because why let Jensen Huang have all the fun?
AI inference startup Baseten is reportedly closing in on a $1.5 billion funding round at a staggering $13 billion valuation. Because in the AI gold rush, the people selling the shovels (or in this case, the compute infrastructure) are making bank.
Snap is spinning off its internal AI video team into a new company called Dotmo to cut costs. It turns out that running cutting-edge AI video generation models is slightly more expensive than putting dog ears on teenagers.
A new study investigates how much medical LLMs are just regurgitating their training data. By analyzing models fine-tuned on 13,000 real-world clinical records, researchers found concerning levels of exact memorization, raising massive privacy and reliability questions for AI in healthcare.
Cloudflare breaks down the technical architecture behind their multi-stage vulnerability discovery harness. They detail how they manage state controls, squash false positives through adversarial review, and cleverly route around LLM context limits.
A previously unreported SpaceX investor has been found to have ties to Chinese military contractors. As the company inches closer to a potential IPO, these secretly acquired stakes are bound to cause some serious regulatory headaches in Washington.
Researchers have developed a hierarchical deep learning approach optimized by the 'Gray Langurs algorithm' to predict seismic activity. It tackles the non-stationary, multi-scale nature of earthquake data by focusing heavily on systematic hyperparameter optimization.
Microsoft has spotted a new, lightweight backdoor that steals cryptocurrency by spreading over USB drives and communicating via Tor. It's a stark reminder that air-gapping and physical security still matter in the age of cloud computing.
GitHub is rolling out pull request limits to help open-source maintainers manage contribution volume. It's a simple but effective way to cut down on the noise and prevent maintainer burnout from an endless flood of minor typo fixes.
A Chinese company debuted the 'Xiaoban,' an autonomous, self-driving toilet designed for elderly care. Because why walk to the bathroom when the bathroom can drive to you?
The Onion's highly anticipated takeover of Alex Jones' InfoWars officially launches on July 2nd. It's being rebranded as a comedy and media platform, which is arguably what it always was, just intentionally this time.