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// Tech news at terminal velocity
cat 2026-09-10.md
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▸ - Automattic's board forced CEO Matt Mullenweg into a paid leave of absence, sparking a fresh wave of WordPress drama.
▸ - AI research startup Listen Labs walked away from a $1.5B funding round to flirt with a $2B acquisition by Salesforce.
▸ - The US government formally accused six Chinese AI firms of using "distillation" to aggressively clone American frontier models.
The WordPress drama continues. Automattic's board forced founder Matt Mullenweg into a paid leave of absence, with Mullenweg claiming the CFO "conspired" behind his back. Interim CEO Mark Davies is now steering the ship while Mullenweg presumably plots his next move.
In a rare VC plot twist, voice AI startup Listen Labs walked away from a signed $125M Series C term sheet led by Menlo Ventures. Why? Because Salesforce is reportedly dangling a $2 billion acquisition offer. Talk about a high-stakes game of chicken.
Nintendo finally delivered on a long-standing promise: the Switch 2 now supports Variable Refresh Rate (VRR) when docked in TV mode. The 23.0.0 firmware update means smoother frame rates and less screen tearing, proving good things come to those who wait (and wait, and wait).
If you didn't lock in your Trump T1 Phone at launch, you're out of luck. The device just quietly jumped from $499 to $749 without any hardware changes. Inflation comes for us all, even branded smartphones.
The NSA, CISA, and FBI released a joint statement accusing six Chinese AI companies (including DeepSeek and Alibaba) of aggressively copying US frontier models. The firms allegedly used "distillation"—training smaller models on the outputs of larger ones—to siphon capabilities from Claude, GPT, and Gemini, saving billions in R&D costs.
The AI boom is thirsty for electricity, and states are starting to push back. Massachusetts is the third state in recent months to slap new restrictions on data center development, demanding stricter clean power requirements before letting tech giants plug in their massive GPU clusters.
Apple's new watch features include transcribing recent speech and summarizing ambient conversations. While Apple promises raw audio isn't saved, the tech raises fascinating questions about consent and how human behavior shifts when we know our wrists are constantly taking notes.
Cloudflare completely rewrote the module registry in workerd to be faster and more aligned with Node.js standards. The update brings URL-based specifiers, lazy compilation, and proper require(esm) support, making serverless execution feel a lot more like local development.
Security researchers found four distinct threat actors utilizing the exact same exploit kit for Chrome and Windows vulnerabilities. The discovery highlights how the hastened pace of AI-based vulnerability discovery is creating a shared arsenal for bad actors.
Prominent AI alignment researcher (and self-proclaimed "AI doomer") Paul Christiano has joined the OpenAI Foundation Board and its Safety and Security Committee. It's a notable move as OpenAI tries to balance its rapid commercialization with voices advocating for strict safety standards.
A new study detected over 3,200 references to Beatles song titles and lyrics hidden in academic papers. Because nothing spices up a dry peer-reviewed study on molecular biology quite like a subtle nod to "Eleanor Rigby."
In a surprising plot twist, Xbox will now publish Hideo Kojima's upcoming game Physint after PlayStation decided to drop it. Sony published Kojima's previous two titles, making this a massive coup for Microsoft's gaming division.